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Time to put on your Big Girl Panties


Is my Aunt on CRACK? This was absurd I couldn’t handle another person up in my space, especially one I didn’t even know! My Aunt’s stay was getting out of hand, she had been at my place longer than the three days she promised and now she was adding another person to stay?? Nope! No more! Aunt Irene has to go and just as I was about to kick her ass to the curb, I see her walk towards me with my favorite bottle of chardonnay, Oreo cookies and clothes she picked up from the dry cleaners, “Thanks, Doll, you were always my favorite niece.” Aunt Irene smiles then walks over to Darrell. Of course, I was her favorite niece I was her only niece. Unfortunately, Aunt Irene knows my weaknesses, I take my wine and cookies then head to my room to engage in another Netflix night….FUCK I am becoming too single as I turn my head to look back at Aunt Irene and snail pace, Darrell. If Aunt Irene is capable of bringing home a Tinder date she almost killed then I can get myself back out there too! I can’t camp out another night in my room in my OWN apartment! I grab my phone and immediately dial Alessandro’s number. I felt like a bad ass not giving a damn kind of girl taking my romance life by the horns. “Hello, this is Alessandro?” As soon as I hear his voice I hung up. “Fuck I forgot what I was going to say.” My ring tone goes off and its Alessandro, “Um...Hello?” I say with a voice of confusion I didn’t call you tone. “You tried calling me?” Alessandro says with his gentle stir voice I love to hear. “Yes I did, it only rang twice then hung up on me…I assumed your battery must of died or something.” Shit, that was the worst lie ever, I was capable of better. “Interesting that hasn’t happened to any of my other calls? So, Emma, I feel like we’ve been playing phone tag and I would like to see you again.” Alessandro’s voice was putting me in trance again, somehow he put that effect on me like I was zoning out to LA LA land, but before I went to deep I remembered I was going to be a bad ass and take control! “What are you doing right now? Are you free by any chance?”

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