I have a Date??
“Aunt Irene, I’m going to head to my shop to check on things, I need to see if our new merchandise has been delivered, what are your...
No Crop Tops, No Proposal
“Emmaaaaaa, Emmaaaaa…” I hear and feel the breathing smell of Krispy crème donuts coming down on my face as I lay in my comfy bed that...
The Struggle is Real
After Aunt Irene settles in she finally crashes out on the couch then begins to snore like a wild beast as her lipstick melts down her...
Unwanted Roommate
I hate to admit but every year I can’t help by replaying the previous year of my life in my head kind of like how Facebook does right...
Add it to the list of Adulthood
I wake up here in my bed in my loft apartment downtown Denver Colorado hungover from two glasses of chardonnay and a half a glass of...