When you're forced to go out
“Damn what a day…Darrell almost died…then Josh popped up? What the hell was that? Netflix marathon and ugly sweat pants are calling my...
Better Off Dead
This is when I would usually interrupt and answer the question for my aunt to make sure she wouldn’t say anything too embarrassing or...
Case of the Ex
“I understand you’re Irene’s niece and that your aunt was with Darrell at the time of his heart attack?” I didn’t want to claim my aunt...
The Dilemma
“Free at last!” I think to myself and the fact that Aunt Irene doesn’t have a car with her brings more joy to my day! I go about the day...
Just when Things couldn't get much worse...Aunt Irene Uses Tinder
That next morning I hear Aunt Irene shuffling in the kitchen digging through the cabinets as she slams each one open and closed. Before I...
Doesn't Everyone Lie about being Preggers once in their Lives?
As I start to introduce Alessandro Kate cuts me off, “Emma, what are you doing drinking wine? You know you should never do that while...
Be Careful What you lie about, because it will bite you in the Ass
“Emma! You’re home, OH WOW, you have short hair! Huh….not my favorite style on you, but at least you went and got a haircut. You sure you...
The Haircut from Hell
As I cruise on home in my Toyota Tacoma with a sense of feeling good about my day I decide instead of heading right home I would switch...