Just when Things couldn't get much worse...Aunt Irene Uses Tinder
That next morning I hear Aunt Irene shuffling in the kitchen digging through the cabinets as she slams each one open and closed. Before I...
Doesn't Everyone Lie about being Preggers once in their Lives?
As I start to introduce Alessandro Kate cuts me off, “Emma, what are you doing drinking wine? You know you should never do that while...
Be Careful What you lie about, because it will bite you in the Ass
“Emma! You’re home, OH WOW, you have short hair! Huh….not my favorite style on you, but at least you went and got a haircut. You sure you...
The Haircut from Hell
As I cruise on home in my Toyota Tacoma with a sense of feeling good about my day I decide instead of heading right home I would switch...
I have a Date??
“Aunt Irene, I’m going to head to my shop to check on things, I need to see if our new merchandise has been delivered, what are your...
No Crop Tops, No Proposal
“Emmaaaaaa, Emmaaaaa…” I hear and feel the breathing smell of Krispy crème donuts coming down on my face as I lay in my comfy bed that...
The Struggle is Real
After Aunt Irene settles in she finally crashes out on the couch then begins to snore like a wild beast as her lipstick melts down her...
Unwanted Roommate
I hate to admit but every year I can’t help by replaying the previous year of my life in my head kind of like how Facebook does right...
Add it to the list of Adulthood
I wake up here in my bed in my loft apartment downtown Denver Colorado hungover from two glasses of chardonnay and a half a glass of...